It’s the god damn Titanic out here…

It’s the god damn Titanic out here…

Puppy best friend!!

Puppy best friend!!

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Everything is awesome!
Everything is cool when you’re part of a team! (at The Birdhouse)

Everything is awesome!
Everything is cool when you’re part of a team! (at The Birdhouse)

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Oh my god this lady. 🙌💖🐝💀 (at 7-Eleven)

Oh my god this lady. 🙌💖🐝💀 (at 7-Eleven)

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ESTI KISSES!!!

ESTI KISSES!!!

Scarf weather? 
Hell no.
Wearing scarves?
Well duh.

Scarf weather?
Hell no.
Wearing scarves?
Well duh.

Anyway, Amy, only one thought, one simple instruction. Don’t follow me under any circumstances.

(Source: badwollf)

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Gooooo on…

Gooooo on…

hanyuuapologist:

rikaapologist:

memes2k9:

akutabi:

my mom thinks “anime con” means “anime conference”. i keep having to remind her that isn’t what it means

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👌 good job

👌 good job

I have to be professional in, like, an hour…
Why don’t you just ask me to walk on the moon without a friggin spacesuit while you’re at it…

I have to be professional in, like, an hour…
Why don’t you just ask me to walk on the moon without a friggin spacesuit while you’re at it…

I see that you are dressed for business. I, too, am dressed for business.
How’s about we get together and do business…together?

I see that you are dressed for business. I, too, am dressed for business.
How’s about we get together and do business…together?

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jebiwonkenobi:

I never feel like more of a failure than when I can’t remember a piece of Harry Potter trivia. 

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College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via infelicific)

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