It’s the god damn Titanic out here…
Puppy best friend!!
Everything is awesome!
Everything is cool when you’re part of a team! (at The Birdhouse)
Oh my god this lady. 🙌💖🐝💀 (at 7-Eleven)
I see that you are dressed for business. I, too, am dressed for business.
How’s about we get together and do business…together?
College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”
"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."
"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"